THINGS I OVERHEARD MY BARTENDER SAY TONIGHT

I've become a bit of a bar rat this year, there are many perks, including but not limited to, very candid bartenders with very interesting stories. That and six beers being $4. 🍻
  1. it's like a tradition in my family to pop out a kid at 18, that's why I've been looking into a vasectomy
  2. i had chlamydia once...if you're gonna get an std that's the way to go
  3. I only ever stuck myself with one dirty needle
  4. you want a martini glass of olive juice?
    i guess i should be more concerned with the patron that ordered this but that doesn't really fit my list
  5. yeah, I'm a shitty bartender