WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1-2 NBA star (this dream died along with my hand eye coordination)
  2. 3-6 Inventor (invent what? Nobody knows)
  3. 7-9 Everything
  4. 10-13 Comedian/writer (the office came out on Netflix around here)
  5. 14-16 Doctor (scrubs and Grey's Anatomy)
  6. 17-present Comedic doctor (not sure how some of the patients will respond to this)