Songs about , well, you know
  1. She Bop - Cyndi Lauper. The next time you watch the video it will bring about a whole new meaning. Notice the self serve sign.
  2. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol. He's doing more than just dancing with himself. 'Oh oh sweat sweat .....,'
  3. Turning Japanese - The Vapors. It's really about that funny face you make that special moment occurs
  4. I Touch Myself. DiVinyls. No explanation needed
  5. Hold on Loosely 38 Special. Ok , this one is a stretch, so to speak ,