The very worst in biscuit hell
- •Ginger NutsSatan's pancakes, ask Satan for a pancake and what you'll get is one brick hard varicose veined wtf cookie.
- •Bourbon Creamsjfc the promise of chocolate in these is literally a violation of the Trade Description Act, it's sugary biscuit that tastes a lot like *biscuit* in a really nondescript way.
- •Fig RollsSatan's pigs in a blanket and I can't even with how gross fig rolls are, they're in the same league as chestnut puree no way can anyone justify it's existence.
- •Rich TeaPraises due to the Highest Overpower I got over a rich tea biscuit addiction in 2006, swallowing those things dried up my insides for months, I lose a 1/4 pint of saliva just thinking about them.