SFO - YYZ here we go
- •This is a diverse crew flying to Toronto!!So is Toronto your final destination? Are you Canadian? I noticed you have an EU passport. Good for you! Love you all!!
- •Why is everyone here occupying the outlets already.Hate all these keeners. Fucking selfish.
- •Hope I don't get one of those audio jacks where you have to hold your ear phones in place just soEVERYTIME.
- •Love these middle-aged white moms getting absolutely infuriated at the carry-on baggage requirements"This is fucking ridiculous" "I was not made aware of this beforehand" "no I do NOT have an additional bag you fart faced hoe!!"
- •I should really peeBut it's kinda far probably smelly gonna risk it
- •What zone is boarding?Sort of afraid these flight attendants are going to yell at me for missing my zone call. Can't help but fear that uniform amiright
- •Pretty sure everyone is oggling me as I walk to my seat.This is a real life runway. Why did I wear this stupid backpack.
- •Ugh neither of these guys I'm sitting between are hotAnd both have high potential for body odour
- •Hope they can't read thisIf you can sir hi 🙋
- •Wow this flight attendant is pretty fluent in French!! U go girl!She probably speaks 3+ languages. I wonder if she thinks she's smarter than this job. I wonder if she likes her job. It's pretty hard traveling all the time. Being away from the kids. Dealing with the divorce. Trying to make time for art again..
- •WTF the guy next to me brought sushi on boardSelfish.
- •Omg these chairs don't have those mouldable head cradlers I am so fucked