1. Pinned tweet and possibly the root of the issue
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  2. How is this not viral?
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  3. More of a threat than a joke
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  4. Just being real re: "gender reveal" parties
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  5. Joking/not joking
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  6. Chili!
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  7. Parenting amirite
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  9. So good and gone so fast
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  10. Joking/not joking
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  11. A joke full of sadness
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  12. One day I'll get to 100%. One step at a time.
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  13. My reaction to most parenting articles, always said with high dudgeon.
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  14. Ok, not my best work
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  15. Delicious and hilarious
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  16. I choose to believe it was the typo's fault.
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  17. I've rebuilt my collection in the ensuing days.
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  18. This was a part of a series of tweets about how I was choosing to go to bed instead of writing a blackout poem about cannibalism.
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  19. Mah-widge
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  20. I am ridiculous on Twitter and every single tweet gets sent to my mother-in-law as a text message but you know, "write like your parents are dead" and all that
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  21. And the croquet comes really late, almost last thing, in that movie.
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  22. Thanks honey!
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  23. Life with children
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  24. Pretending to be hip or unhip or ???
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