THINGS I'VE LEARNED PRETENDING TO BE A TWITTER BOT

  1. Comedy is hard.
    Will this admission flavor the reception of the rest of this list?
  2. Bot motivation should probably be clarified before tweeting happens.
    I can't tell yet who/what exactly I'm making fun off. It shifts around a bit. I feel like a true bot is nothing if not rigidly consistent.
  3. There are definitely double Ls and double Ns in "miLLeNNial"
    Oh the tweets that had to be copied, deleted, corrected, and re-posted.
  4. It's a great way to meet bots!
    But real ones! And they're not actually people/friendly/interesting.