THINGS PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA
- •Literally anything.
- •I mean, this photo doesn't even make sense.
- •Have I killed that buffalo? Do I intend to? Am I guarding it? What is going on here?
- •In fact, I staged this photo for the sole purpose of screwing with people's minds back in my freshman year of college.
- •Would you even believe me if I explained what is ACTUALLY happening?
- •Like if I tell you that we just had a buffalo head lying around, and I was like, hey, dad, let's stage some sort of incomprehensible photo with that, and he was like, ok, I'll hold it so it looks like it's in the horse trailer?
- •And my mom took the photo, gave me a copy, and I hung it up without comment on a bulletin board in a hallway near my room after Christmas break?
- •Or have I destroyed my credibility as a reliable narrator at this point?
- •Just...think about it.