TOO OLD TO EMOJI
I have a birthday this week and have decided I don't give a foxtrot about figuring out what these ones mean. That doesn't stop me from using them.
- •😁Toothy grin? Or chagrin? Whatever, I'll use it interchangeably and you can use context clues to detect my meaning.
- •😖Probably either hilarity or overwhelming confusion.
- •😅Nervous sweat I guess
- •😪Nervous lip sweat, to be specific
- •This is why I still default to typing out emoticons like some sort of child of the '80s