PEOPLE I'D RATHER BE OTHER THAN MYSELF

  1. Elvis
  2. Whoopie G
  3. Frankie Munez (early 2000's)
  4. Wolverine
  5. Winnie the Pooh
  6. A swarm of bees
  7. Box jellyfish
  8. Creed Bratton
  9. David Beckham
  10. Clint Eastwood
  11. Ron Swanson
  12. Anyone who can do a backflip
  13. A killer whale
  14. A dog
  15. Shaq's dog (if Shaq has one idk)
  16. 3 dogs