1. "Ok this isn't funny dig me up"
  2. "The meaning of life is on the other side of this gravestone" (the other side will say the same thing)
  3. The lyrics to stairway to heaven (serious suggestion that'd be dope)
  4. "'Twas lit fam" in really pretty old hard to read writing
  5. "I'm comin up, God, so you better get this party started"
  6. This projected on it for eternity
  7. "There's no wifi down here"