10 QUALITIES OF REX

Rex (my other self) is much more than a name. He is a real bro with a long backstory
  1. Always demands that the dj at any party plays "All The Small Things" by Blink-182
  2. Claims he invented Instagram
  3. Gave up on being a psychology major just two weeks before the end of the semester to pursue becoming an "entrepreneur"
  4. Films a new audition video for "Real World" every year just in case.
  5. Has seen Jumper 16 times (since January)
  6. ALWAYS sends thank you cards to aunts and uncles
  7. Calls his rent-controlled apartment either a "dope-ass bachelor pad" or "the man den but cooler"
  8. Owns 15 visors
  9. Secretly hates the taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but demands it when at parties with his "boys"
  10. Gemini