10 QUALITIES OF REX
Rex (my other self) is much more than a name. He is a real bro with a long backstory
- •Always demands that the dj at any party plays "All The Small Things" by Blink-182
- •Claims he invented Instagram
- •Gave up on being a psychology major just two weeks before the end of the semester to pursue becoming an "entrepreneur"
- •Films a new audition video for "Real World" every year just in case.
- •Has seen Jumper 16 times (since January)
- •ALWAYS sends thank you cards to aunts and uncles
- •Calls his rent-controlled apartment either a "dope-ass bachelor pad" or "the man den but cooler"
- •Owns 15 visors
- •Secretly hates the taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but demands it when at parties with his "boys"