1. Wolf Blitzer
    Static
    Only because I'm not certain he's mobile below the shoulders.
  2. Vice President Joe Biden
    Static
    There's no way he can, but I have no doubt he's tried.
  3. Guy Fieri
    Static
    Because I want to see this man break.
  4. The Zodiac Killer
    Static
    Just so I could catch that bastard.