Several Things I Miss About Touring in a Van

  1. subway
    not a joke. once I ate 24 inches in West Virginia. it's not something you'll ever eat in a real city.
  2. shuffle
    never really put my phone on shuffle unless I'm driving. and I haven't really driven since the van ...
  3. movie game
    doesn't feel fun not in a van. feels sad anywhere else
  4. fucking with people who are sleeping
    once again, not in a van it feels sad and cruel. in a fan you can do repulsive things to people who are sleeping and its in play.
  5. cleaning the van
    you find things. cool things
  6. parallel parking a van
    !