Ten Reasons My Dog Sucks

  1. he's real rude not cute rude
  2. he's never once indicated that our home/lifestyle is preferable to when he lived on the side of a highway in the carolinas
  3. foot bites
  4. destroyed 3 pair of socks that cannot be replaced
  5. never shows anyone else how deeply inconsiderate he is so we seem like assholes for discussing it