Foods that I think are "straight"

This isn't subjective
  1. Wings (buffalo)
    I could honestly stop this list after this one food
  2. Brocoli
    Specifically boiled brocoli that's just sitting there wilted and seems to have given u
  3. Onion dip
  4. Club Sandwich
    The three slices of bread makes it pretty queer but the amount of mayo throws off the Kinsey scale immediately
  5. Regular Lays
  6. Most food is pretty gaf tbh