Points of courtesy for work showers

  1. 1.
    Don't put your massive bag on the bench
  2. 2.
    There is no need to comb your hair naked in front of the mirror
  3. 3.
    The arse floss is not an acceptable drying action
  4. 4.
    Showers longer than 5 minutes should be banned
  5. 5.
    Don't leave your towel on the floor - we are not animals