CORPORATE JARGON THAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS

  1. Sync
    Can't we just have a meeting like everyone else everywhere in the world?
  2. Circle back
    I'm dizzy.
  3. Touch base
    I recently learned a new definition of this phrase and can't help but giggle every time it's used (all day long during syncs.)
  4. Signing an email "cheers"
    What is this, an Irish pub? Can I have a drink? Just no.
  5. Picking brains
    Reminds me of picking your nose. Therefore boogers. Ew.
  6. Scrum
    A less formal "sync." Again, can't we just MEET? Also sounds like scrotum.
  7. Keep the pipes open
    What are we even talking about here?