THINGS I SAY TO MY DOG

  1. Hey big brother or little brother. Which one do you want to be?
  2. Hey bobble head!
    I don't know where that came from.
  3. You wanna know why?!
    Because then he'll make this face as if he's like "yeah I wanna know!!"
  4. Hey mister baby head
    Again, I don't know why I say that. I think the baby voice brings out weird sayings
  5. *after Midas sighs* wow Midas, rough day at the office?
    He then gets frustrated and explains his hard day at work and how his boss is up his ass and how there is a deadline tomorrow!
  6. Wanna take a nap?
    After I get home from work he always seems antsy until I lay in my bed. He then jumps up and sleeps. It's my favorite time of day
  7. I love more than all the whole Galaxy! And do you know how big the Galaxy is?!?!
    He doesn't know.
  8. Um excuse me?
    When he's doing something I ain't down wit
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  9. "I love you every day of the week."
    I say this to my cat. It makes us both feel better.
    Suggested by   @biz