THINGS I SAY TO MY DOG
- •Hey big brother or little brother. Which one do you want to be?
- •Hey bobble head!I don't know where that came from.
- •You wanna know why?!Because then he'll make this face as if he's like "yeah I wanna know!!"
- •Hey mister baby headAgain, I don't know why I say that. I think the baby voice brings out weird sayings
- •*after Midas sighs* wow Midas, rough day at the office?He then gets frustrated and explains his hard day at work and how his boss is up his ass and how there is a deadline tomorrow!
- •Wanna take a nap?After I get home from work he always seems antsy until I lay in my bed. He then jumps up and sleeps. It's my favorite time of day
- •I love more than all the whole Galaxy! And do you know how big the Galaxy is?!?!He doesn't know.
- •Um excuse me?When he's doing something I ain't down witSuggested by @k8mcgarry
- •"I love you every day of the week."I say this to my cat. It makes us both feel better.Suggested by @biz