1. Be a rocket scientist
  2. Carry a mirror in your pocket
  3. Have a comb up your sleeve just in case
  4. Be Brad Pitt
  5. Kiss your car goodnight
  6. Think you're Elvis..or something
  7. Have the brain AND the touch
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  8. Keep me warm in the middle of the night
    Suggested by @alyssafields