THOUGHTS I HAVE AT WORK

  1. Why am I here?
  2. I can't deal with people this early
  3. Just clocked in...I think it's time for break
  4. Hello cute guy please find me on Facebook even though you don't know my name and maybe it will be a cute story to tell our kids.
  5. I should be a STAAAAAAH ON BROADWAAAAAHY
  6. I need a raise
  7. I quit
  8. Wait no I need money to pay my $95 phone bill
  9. Screw you AT&T
  10. Maybe I should get a flip phone
  11. I wish I could pass out so I wouldn't have to work the rest of this shift
  12. Eh nah. Then people will keep asking me questions. Stop talking to me
  13. My fake laugh is actually a cry for help