WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO THE MONOLOGUES SHOW AT PHIT TONIGHT
Requested by @k8mcgarry
- 1.My monologue involves a list
- 2.Do you like movies?GREAT! My monologue includes that!
- 3.Do you like a man in a onesie?ALSO GREAT! My monologue includes that!
- 4.A guy from my sketch class is performing itNealis does my monologue justice!
- 5.I wrote it in 10 minutesI wrote one before it, but my friend said it went too fast. So then I wrote this one up for class in record time.
- 6.It's my first time putting a legit thing up in front of an audience!I'm nervous. Even though I'm not performing it. Then again I GET NERVOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING. 😎
- 7.@k8mcgarry is going?I think!? You better! Support me, Simon Cowell as if I'm 1D!
- 8.COME! IT WILL BE FUNMaybe. No it will. Or will it? No, it's going to be great.
- 9.I WROTE IT ☺️