WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO THE MONOLOGUES SHOW AT PHIT TONIGHT

Requested by @k8mcgarry
  1. 1.
    My monologue involves a list
  2. 2.
    Do you like movies?
    GREAT! My monologue includes that!
  3. 3.
    Do you like a man in a onesie?
    ALSO GREAT! My monologue includes that!
  4. 4.
    A guy from my sketch class is performing it
    Nealis does my monologue justice!
  5. 5.
    I wrote it in 10 minutes
    I wrote one before it, but my friend said it went too fast. So then I wrote this one up for class in record time.
  6. 6.
    It's my first time putting a legit thing up in front of an audience!
    I'm nervous. Even though I'm not performing it. Then again I GET NERVOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING. 😎
  7. 7.
    @k8mcgarry is going?
    I think!? You better! Support me, Simon Cowell as if I'm 1D!
  8. 8.
    COME! IT WILL BE FUN
    Maybe. No it will. Or will it? No, it's going to be great.
  9. 9.
    I WROTE IT ☺️