Don't Send Me These Snapchats

No. Just no.
  1. Perfect selfie for no reason.
    I don't care that you are walking to work and looking beautiful
  2. A video pan of a loud club
    It's too dark to see anything. I get it- you're social and go to cool places. But are you REALLY having fun?
  3. A conversation snap
    It's too much pressure coming up with original facial expressions to answer your questions. Just text me, damnit!
  4. What you are watching on TV
    I can't hear it soooooo...
  5. Landscape on landscape on landscape
    Just send me one photo. Not multiple videos, please. I get it- you're adventurous and love nature.