THINGS I'D SAY TO LEO DICAPRIO
Yeah, that's right. Leo.
- •You were amazing on Growing Pains.
- •Are you married to those cargo shorts or can I suggest something else?
- •Part A) Do you condition? If yes on Part A, then Part B) What brand?
- •Be honest, how many shelves have you built for possible Oscars?
- •What's Alan Thicke like? My dad sat next to him on a plane once. Did you know that?
- •Will you draw me like one of your French girls?
- •Fuck, Marry, Kill: me, my mom, Raven Symone
- •Do you ever think "Woah my name is Leonardo. That's such a weird name. Leonardo"?
- •Are you a dog trapped inside a human's body? Bark once for yes.
- •Zenon or Zenon the Zequel?