1. Watching ex on the beach, half way through and the first comment he makes is,'thats's w nice garden.' Second though: 'it's wasted on them.'
  2. I reckon I could be on this show. If I get some muscles, some tattoos, shit hair and a bad attitude.
  3. I'm starting my new show- Mikey's Slag Race (inspired by Ru Paul's Drag Race)
  4. 'They've got a MASSIVE sound system in there'... about the church
  5. I'd like it if you started dressing like an air hostess.
  6. 'I like it when the ladies do it' on the airplane safety announcements