THINGS TO DO RATHER THAN WATCHING THE NEXT GOP DEBATE

There are better things to do!
  1. Donate to Bernie Sanders' campaign!
  2. Research Hillary Clinton's astonishing list of accomplishments!
  3. Watch the Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC
  4. Read a book!
    I suggest: Station Eleven, Satin Island, The Revenant, Dark Places, The Girl on the Train, Luckiest Girl Alive, Gone Girl...
  5. Work on those papers you've already been assigned this semester
  6. Watch Broad City or Inside Amy Schumer
    Both on dvd!
  7. Go see The Revenant or Sisters in your local movie theatre
  8. But tickets to a Broadway show!
  9. Think about what life would be like if Trump got elected, and cry yourself to sleep