COMPLETELY UNTRUE STAR WARS SPOILERS

  1. BB-8 runs on diesel, so don't fill him up with unleaded, you'll have to flush his tank.
  2. Princess Leia offends Chewbacca when she wears a fashionable but morally questionable Wookie fur coat.
  3. Harrison Ford's earring is played by Andy Serkis.
  4. The big round balls on top of Star Destroyers are filled with milk.
  5. The bad guy trying to kill Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford is revealed to be heart disease.