THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS

  1. Arguing with your mom about a candle
  2. Skipping your usual afternoon masturbation to spend time with family and friends
  3. Being unsure if white wine or red wine goes better with turkey
  4. Trying to find the right lid for the Tupperware
  5. Noticing for the first time that your phone auto capitalizes Tupperware
  6. Going around the dinner table so that everyone can say what aspect of the new Star Wars they are most thankful for