Making Cocktails at Home
- •I need alcohol. Maybe wine?
- •No wait definitely liquor.
- •Imma do this fancy. I own a full lemon. I'm an adult.
- •Ok wait all I have is the cheap stuff because I spent too much last week.
- •Still, I'll pop some lemon juice, a pretty ass slice for garnish, and literally the only mixer I have which is flat ginger ale.
- •*shudder* made this too strong. I can only stand that strong of a drink when I'm out and I know it'll save me money.
- •But no, I'm an adult and I will stomach this.
- •Cringes every time I sip my ginger ale "cocktail."