Making Cocktails at Home

  1. I need alcohol. Maybe wine?
  2. No wait definitely liquor.
  3. Imma do this fancy. I own a full lemon. I'm an adult.
  4. Ok wait all I have is the cheap stuff because I spent too much last week.
  5. Still, I'll pop some lemon juice, a pretty ass slice for garnish, and literally the only mixer I have which is flat ginger ale.
  6. *shudder* made this too strong. I can only stand that strong of a drink when I'm out and I know it'll save me money.
  7. But no, I'm an adult and I will stomach this.
  8. Cringes every time I sip my ginger ale "cocktail."