HOUSEHOLD ITEMS I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH
- •TissuesYou're so soft and understanding. Whether it's clear or yellow...you've seen it all.
- •Band-AidsYou're so reliable. I'm stuck on you.
- •Washing machineSpin me around. Dance with me all night. You have incredible moves. Where did you learn that dip and twist!?
- •The windowsillYou know me so well. You're the perfect size for my little butt.
- •Apple TVWow, you have so much to offer. You get along with my friends, the cable box, and I could really see this working out! Ever since you came out of the box, it's so nice that you're not making it a big deal that we live together.
- •DishwasherClean and organized. You just...get me.
- •The vitamins I never takeThere's so much I don't understand about you. What are those words written on your back? What's your background? You're so mysterious! But it's so good to know that you're just...there for me if I need you. <3
- •French pressI'm ready to say it...I love you.