QUESTIONS I'VE ASKED MYSELF SINCE MOVING BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS

It's been a year.
  1. Do I know how to use a washing machine?
    Or any appliances?
  2. Will I sleep in a twin bed forever?
  3. What is it like to have loud sex?
  4. Is that sound coming from my parents' room them having sex?
    I think any noise past 10pm is my parents having sex.
  5. HOW is there no ice cream in the freezer?
    What? I have to buy my own?
  6. How far out the window do I have to stick my head so this apartment doesn't smell like pot?
  7. Literally yelling, "Mom, the meatloaf!?"
  8. Does my mom ever run out of Ziploc bags?
  9. Am I playing Rick Ross too loud?