THINGS I LOVE TO DO IN THE MORNING

But aren't necessarily proud of...
  1. Get woken up by Spaceship Coupe by Justin Timberlake
    First lyrics: "I wrote this song for you..."
  2. Listen to the entire song
  3. Think about what Justin Timberlake is doing right now
  4. Put my larger than average nose into my subpar coffee
  5. Pick my nose in the mirror
  6. Sit on the toilet for way too long
  7. Look at my floss but don't use it
  8. Lather my whole body in lotion