2016 Presidential Candidates I Would Prefer Over Donald Trump

  1. Leslie Knope
  2. Marty Huggins
    Because it's a mess.
  3. Selena Meyer
    At least her jokes are funny.
  4. The Allstate Guy
    We would be in good hands.
  5. Brick Tamland
    He and Donald have the same level of political experience, but Brick still comes out on top.
  6. An actual brick
    Guide us to victory.
  7. A magic 8 ball
    It would honestly make better decisions.
  8. A rock with googly eyes
  9. 4 spoons
  10. A bag of sand
  11. Literally any other option