Things I do on the subway

  1. Listen to podcasts
  2. Accidentally drip coffee on people
  3. Apologize excessively
  4. Read fellow passengers' texts
  5. Evade the guy who smells like ass
  6. Pray for a seat
  7. Load Snapchats as we pass small beacons of wifi
  8. Get fashion ideas (good and bad)
  9. Laugh on the inside
  10. Cry on the inside
  11. Most of the time, pretend no one else on the train exists