None of these are me.
  1. Hockey bro!
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  2. Dreading these dreads!
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  3. A cocky high school Speech competitor and/or first chair jazz trombone
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  4. This one is actually me.
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  5. A recent Lasik patient.
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  6. ???
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  7. A guy who loves conferences and has a lot of Marriott points, probably. (Bangs!)
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