PHOTOS THAT SHOW UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH MY NAME

None of these are me.
  1. Hockey bro!
  2. Dreading these dreads!
  3. A cocky high school Speech competitor and/or first chair jazz trombone
  4. This one is actually me.
  5. A recent Lasik patient.
  6. ???
  7. A guy who loves conferences and has a lot of Marriott points, probably. (Bangs!)