THE BEST JACOBS THROUGHOUT HISTORY, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Me
  2. 2.
    Jacob Gyllenhaal (sp)
  3. 3.
    Let's see who else
  4. 4.
    Jacob Grimm! Right.
  5. 5.
    I mean now that I think about it there aren't that many famous Jacobs
  6. 6.
    Which means there's a hole in the market
  7. 7.
    A hole I shall fill.
  8. 8.
    Oh! Gillian Jacobs I guess.
  9. 9.
    Anyway.