THINGS I THINK WHEN IT RAINS IN LA

  1. This is awesome.
  2. What the fuck was that noise?
  3. We really need this.
  4. Oh right, thunder. Is thunder normally that loud? I mean, that felt really loud for thunder.
  5. Fuck you, drought. We're getting water for free!
  6. I live on the top floor of this three story building, am I going to get struck by lightning?
  7. Free car wash.
  8. This is the apocalypse.
  9. What if this never stopped. Could this be a biblical flood? Have I done good in my life?
  10. Damn, my cat is freaking out. It's just because he's an idiot. Or, maybe he knows something I don't know. Like, instinctually, with cat ESP.
  11. I wonder if my indie improv show is going to be called for rain.