Foods I Bought, Chopped, and Regretted

Saturday mornings at the speciality market
  1. Artichoke
    Chopped too much, everything was sharp and stuck into my gums. Asked mom what I did wrong – no response.
  2. Unripe avocado
    Chopped and too firm, though soft to the touch at the market. Put it in the fridge, turning brown.
  3. Block of gourmet provolone
    Chopped two bites for snack. Ate the whole block. Little bloated.