NEW CAREER IDEAS

Inspired by @mattselman's list, here are some things I think I'd be good at.
  1. Fridge Leftovers Cook
    I can piece together something edible from all of your leftover ingredients.
  2. Everyday Encourager
    I can cheerlead you through the mundane! Way to brush your teeth with excellence!
  3. Conversation Ender
    I will save you when you're stuck in a conversation and make up a polite excuse for us to move on.
  4. Clothing Budget Maximizer
    I will spend the hours needed comparing prices and deals online to get you the most bang for your buck.
  5. Decision Staller
    If you need help slowing down your decision making process, I can help you overthink all of your options.