SPORTS TEAMS I ROOT FOR

Sports are a super important aspect of my life because I can forget about my problems all while trying to seem interesting & cool even though literally everyone watches sports!
  1. THE NEW ENGLAND FUCKING PATRIOTS
    This is mostly founded in the fact that my dad is from Mass. and also an obnoxious pats fan BUT ALSO BECAUSE THEYRE THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME. ALL HAIL TOM & GRONK
  2. The Dallas Cowboys
    My passion for football originally stemmed from playing my dad in Madden when I was 12. I wasn't allowed to be the Patriots and the Cowboys were the only other time I heard of at the time. But how could I not fall hard for Antonio Ramiro Romo? Awful December after awful December, I will always be a Cowboys fan.
  3. The Boston Celtics
    Obviously the greatest team of all time from the greatest city of all time. And we're super young & cute and we're going to be okay this year!! I'm predicting a 4th seed. Thx for being terrible @NBAeasternconference
  4. The Boston Bruins
    We're going to be good this year. Hopefully.
  5. FUCK THE NY GIANTS
    FUCK them. (Not one of my favs just to clarify but very important to establish that they're the worst) FUCK THE GIANTS
  6. The Golden State Warriors
    STEPH FUCKING CURRY IS THE CUTEST BEING ON THIS PLANET ILY STEPH (&Ayesa,Riley&Ryan ily fam)
  7. The Cleveland Indians
    Baseball is boring and the Indians are bad but I'll continue to pretend to care about them because I'm not allowed to like the Red Sox
  8. The Cleveland Browns
    The Browns are funny and never fail to disappoint (the entire city). There's really nothing like Cleveland sports fans hating on Cleveland sports teams. This is mainly a gag team that I root for when the Patriots & Cowboys are not playing because it's funny and not at all threatening to our Super Bowl run.
  9. FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS
    FUCK THEM. (Also not one of my favs but important to distinguish as being the worst). AND FUCK THE GIANTS. fuck them
  10. MIZZOU TIGERS 🐯
    This is only to seem school spirited. GO TIGERS!! (I will root passionately for the Tigers but collegiate athletics are boring am I right?)