PEOPLE THAT RAISE MY ALREADY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
- •People that block the isle in a grocery store trying to decide which brand to pickYou may be in your own little world, but you're not the only one in the store. Same goes to those people who run into an acquaintance and decide to catch up right in front of my granola bars.
- •People who don't leave room for traffic to mergeYou're the reason we're all stuck in this traffic jam.
- •People walking down a crowded concourse at an arena or airport and stop suddenly.Sorry for the footprint on your ass when I ran you over.
- •People who worship broken up celebrity couplesIt's been FIFTEEN FUCKING MONTHS PEOPLE!!! Let it go already. Cheer and celebrate if they get back together, but stop putting your "feels" ahead of those you claim to worship.