REASON WHY YOU WON'T PICK ME

  1. I'm not ruggedly handsome.
  2. I don't ride a skateboard.
  3. I don't have messy neon hair.
  4. I don't tattoos.
  5. I don't have piercings.
  6. I don't watch X-Files.
  7. I don't wear skinny jeans.
  8. I'm not a rock star.
  9. I'm not him.