Things as I lay in bed
- •The fan. How are fans so great?
- •Loud trucks. How do people drive all night?
- •Headache. Why is it so hard to find the right angle and pillow for reading and writing while laying in bed?
- •Snoring. I think it would be easier to listen to the snoring if it were even sounding. That crazy uneven snorting sound is f'ing annoying.
- •Soft sheets. How do sheets feel so soft on my feet?
- •Hunger! Why am I always so stinkin hungry at night? I want some cake.
- •Pee. Should I get up to pee again?