Things as I lay in bed

  1. The fan. How are fans so great?
  2. Loud trucks. How do people drive all night?
  3. Headache. Why is it so hard to find the right angle and pillow for reading and writing while laying in bed?
  4. Snoring. I think it would be easier to listen to the snoring if it were even sounding. That crazy uneven snorting sound is f'ing annoying.
  5. Soft sheets. How do sheets feel so soft on my feet?
  6. Hunger! Why am I always so stinkin hungry at night? I want some cake.
  7. Pee. Should I get up to pee again?