HOW I KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU
- •If you spent 50$ on a plain white t-shirtI'll slap you.
- •When you try to convince me my French accent is québécois instead of ParisienneJe meurs un peu à l'intérieur.
- •If you carry your dog in your purseThis isn't the early 2000's and you are not Paris Hilton.
- •If you call yourself a wallflowerCongratulations! You ruined everything.
- •If you try to take credit for a joke you found onlineChances are I read it 3 weeks before you. Not only did I assume that you were unfunny and unoriginal, but now I can confirm it.
- •If you own a chihuahua?Chihuahuas have so much attitude, it's really unheard of.
- •If you gossip about other peopleIf you talk bad about someone I will think bad of you, not of the person you're talking about.
- •If you're not a feminist?If you're a girl and you're not a feminist then make sure you don't go to work or school tomorrow!😘💖 Without feminism you'd still be in a kitchen and denied access to pursue higher education.
- •If you praise a guy for being a decent human being.Oh, you don't think a woman's only purpose in life is to make you sandwiches? Bravo! A+