THINGS I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

  1. People who name their cars.
  2. Why middle schoolers look borderline 21 years old, instead of 13.
  3. People that think putting 17 bumper stickers on their car actually looks good.
  4. Why there are shows like HGTV's Dream Home where people can win a mansion, money and a car, but we can't feed the homeless in our country.
  5. When every job in a particular field won't hire you unless you have "2 years prior experience".
    How does one gain 2 years of experience when no one will hire unless you have 2 years of experience?