REASONS I SHOULD PROBABLY READ INFINITE JEST

  1. I've been meaning to read for it about five years now
  2. The End of the Tour is excellent
  3. Mark Duplass is halfway through. If he can do it, I can do it.
  4. There's worse ways to spend your evenings and weekends.
  5. I read Anna Karenina, even the God-y bit, so I can definitely do it.