PHRASES I SAY FOR WORK THAT MAKE ME HATE MYSELF

  1. Hi guys welcome!!!!
  2. Were you looking for anything "specific"
    B/c 1. obv they are and don't want your help or they're not and still don't want your help. 2. I always stutter on "specific" and they look at me like I'm the 6th grade loser and I in turn double hate myself
  3. I'm not mad at it
    Am I a gay best friend helping them get ready for Vegas?
  4. Are you apart of our "Guess List"
    Don't try to act fancy like guess loyalty customers are A lost celebrities and should feel special for us having all their info and email addresses so we can sucker them in with promotions and discounts like true A listers.
  5. TRY THIS BANDAGE DRESS
    and someone shoot me now