Chapter Titles for the Book About My Life

In no particular order...
  1. I enjoyed it.
  2. Aiya!
  3. Just one more chapter...
  4. Have you read this book?! No?! You really should...
  5. Fruit cake! (Or it's really sponge cake with fruit but that's just the easiest way to describe it)
  6. I have asthma
  7. I'm allergic
  8. Wool? Can't touch that.
  9. Stop biting your nails
  10. No mother, I do not want you to make me a Match.com profile
  11. Don't touch my kalua pork!
  12. "Just keep swimming.."
  13. "I said..." (Think Key & Peele)
  14. "Where you lead, I will follow..."
  15. Sailor Moon!