Waking Up Tipsy Thoughts

I usually wake up around 6 a.m. after a drunken night. Here are my random ass thoughts.
  1. What the fuck?????
  2. Why did I send that text to him?????
  3. Why didn't my friends stop me?????
  4. Are they really my friends if they didn't take my phone away from me?????????
  5. Of course they are but back to my first point: what the fuck?????
  6. Why can I drink as much hard liquor as I want and wake up without a hangover but feel like death if I even take a sip of beer?