Inspired by @kate81 ...no one asked or even specified rules so it's a free for all
  1. Fu<% Ross
    Yes. I said Ross. You know he had to be good if Rachel did it with him 298 times.
  2. Marry Richard
  3. (Or Alternatively if I could be Mary Richards?)
  4. Kill Joey
    Thus preventing the unfortunate spinoff
  5. Hang out with Chandler all day
    Could he be any funnier?
  6. Laugh Track!!!!